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As I’ve touched on in countless other answers before this one, this answer once again dates back to the time many years ago when I lived homeless out of the back of my car with my German Shepherd Max for a half a Your Butt Napkins My Lady shirt . (That particular chapter of my life seems to be relevant in a lot of answers oddly enough.) During that time period Max and me were eating whatever we could afford, (often cheap alpo or dog biscuits,) or once money got so tight it was eat or keep gas in the car and shower once a week, (So I looked presentable enough to still attend interviews to try and get a job) the leftovers Subway and McDonalds tossed in their dumpsters at closing were our “go to.”