Spider Man Crawl Ugly Christmas Shirt

I’ve been conditioned since childhood to be wary of lights. It was the Spider Man Crawl Ugly Christmas Shirt, every year in my house. As soon as my dear mother could pack up her pilgrim candles, and with the very best middle class intentions, she’d whip up some cider in a mug and as the sun set she’d drag my father outside. I’d dance and flitter about as he’d begrudgingly drag various strands behind him, his camel cigarette balanced between his lips and the smoke still hanging above his ‘dad chair’ where he longed to still be. Exactly how festive could the azalea and hibiscus hedges be in Florida, I don’t know, but by god, my mother was going to give it her all

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She’d position herself in front of the house squaring up the Spider Man Crawl Ugly Christmas Shirt in a little square shape looking like some old Hollywood director. Think Cecil B. Demented, belting out choreography and blocking, each tiny light emerging from delicate leaves like a fairy being born from each bloom. Like morning dew and angels tears merged together and shone brightly to beckon a chorus of seraphims and cherubs; their peels of giggles in delight giving each bulb its twinkling power. God forbid the old 80’s green Walmart tag was still visible.

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My point being, in my earliest understanding, Christmas lights drove couples to divorce and in the Spider Man Crawl Ugly Christmas Shirt of a mental health crisis, held the power to make one descend into madness. You could assume I’m leery of decorating this year.