I drink coffee to burn off the crazy shirt

I’ve had dozens of people over the I drink coffee to burn off the crazy shirt when I tell them I don’t like coffee “oh, well that’s just because you’ve never had good coffee/my coffee/this type of coffee” or “you have to doctor it up” and then usually proceed to hand me their coffee, buy me coffee, or make me coffee. I’ve tried a lot of different coffee drinks over the years. Starbucks, espressos, organic freshly ground beans, gourmet

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I remember nursing my coffee all day. All dolled up with whipped cream, sprinkles, milk, syrups, the whole 9. Feeling like I drink coffee to burn off the crazy shirt, I’m a coffee drinker now. Move aside monster chugging children, I’m a sophisticated woman!Then I got a job at a coffee shop and bam, 12 shots of espresso before the lunch rush, all in Americanos because I could feel the milk and sugar impede the caffeine uptake. Blinding withdrawal migraines aside, it’s become an integral part of my identity.

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I first tried coffee when I was like 6, my dad had some and I drink coffee to burn off the crazy shirt if I could try some and he got up went to the kitchen, pulled out a small plastic cup put an ice cube in it, poured coffee/creamer/sugar into it, and handed it to me… I was apparently out cold and now I don’t drink coffee in the morning because it knocks out.