Chillin’ With My Gnomies Smurfs Shirt

I was on a top secret Knight School mission. Two nights ago I was rousted from my nice warm and comfortable Chillin’ With My Gnomies Smurfs Shirt and sent to find and slay the ferocious fire-breathing dragon that lives in our back yard. The first day was really rough going in the weedy jungle and only for the garden purrsitional services purrvided by Edgar I would have gotten lost and given up. I purrsevered and eventually reached a clearing. I looked high and low for the dragon but all I could find was a village of little white-bearded men wearing red pointy hats. Now I know you are thinking that is just smurfy and so did I especially when I thought they said they were noms.

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I was very hungry. Imagine how embarrassed I was when I realized I had been mistaken by their accent and they were actually gnomes. On the second day I followed the directions the Chillin’ With My Gnomies Smurfs Shirt had given me. They had recently seen the dragon. Near the back deck I spotted him. He was trying to light the BBQ. He was huffing and puffing but only a little spark was coming out of his mouth. I could tell he was only a baby dragon. This was going to be an easy job! I crouched low and was just about to ninja jump him when he turned around and saw me.

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You know how troublesome those BBQ lighters can be. You click and click and click and then all of Chillin’ With My Gnomies Smurfs Shirt there is a flame that singes your eyebrows, well when he opened his mouth and breathed out what a little flame thrower he turned out to be! I used my shield to block the flames but it got so hot I had to drop it. The dragon was huffing and puffing and sparking. I only had one chance to slay him with my trusty sword before he full-flamed again. I rushed towards him ready to do the deed but do you know what happened.