Camping you say Alpaca my bag shirt

I’m not having a very good time in life right now but I have Camping you say Alpaca my bag shirt and found myself laughing so hard. Thanks yall. Truly needed to laugh. These comments r gr8. Not the ugly ones but the funny ones. I love all animals but llamas r my fav. Spit and all.

Camping you say Alpaca my bag shirt, Youth tee, V-neck, Sweater and Unisex, t-shirt

Also alpacas always smell like marshmallows, llamas usually smell like tears and Camping you say Alpaca my bag shirt. Alpacas hooves are made of pure glitter, llamas hooves are made of satan juice. Alpacas will come in and tuck you into bed at night and read you a bedtime story, llamas will come in and take a dump on your forehead and smash it in for good measure with their satan juice hooves. Alpacas always give out Olive Garden gift cards for birthdays, llamas hand out used toilet paper wrapped in children’s nightmares.

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I once made a llama scream. It was many years ago when zoo animals were behind bars. I tried to get a good look at one and jumped up onto the curb that was in front of the cage and Camping you say Alpaca my bag shirt. Well, I’m not exactly small and the poor thing shrieked in terror, I assume because it thought I was attacking. I still feel terrible about it.