Service human emotional support human do not pet shirt

Warning: Contains Untrained Emotional Support Human

Sport this “Service human emotional support human do not pet” t-shirt and brace yourself for a mix of confusion and amusement. It’s a playful way to announce to the world that while you offer a certain level of comfort and perhaps some questionable life advice, you are not, in fact, a certified therapy animal. Think of it as your preemptive strike against unwanted hugs from strangers and the urge some people have to pat anything labeled “support.” Wear it with a wry smile and enjoy the bewildered expressions as people try to figure out exactly what services you provide (spoiler: mostly listening and occasional snack procurement).

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Approach with Caution: May Offer Unsolicited Opinions

This “Service human emotional support human do not pet” t-shirt is for those of us who find ourselves in the unofficial role of confidante and shoulder-to-cry-on, often without any formal training whatsoever. It’s a humorous disclaimer that while we’re happy to lend an ear (and maybe offer a slightly biased perspective), we are not responsible for any major life decisions made based on our counsel. Wear it proudly and let the world know that while you’re there for your friends, family, and maybe even that overly chatty person on the bus, you come with a “handle with care” label. Proceed with conversation, but maybe keep the really heavy stuff for the professionals.

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My Qualifications Include Empathy and a Netflix Subscription

Declare your status as a well-meaning but ultimately unqualified source of emotional aid with this “Service human emotional support human do not pet” t-shirt. It’s a lighthearted way to acknowledge the often-demanding role of being the “go-to” person for everyone’s problems. While you might offer a sympathetic ear, a comforting hug (if explicitly requested!), and maybe even a recommendation for a feel-good movie, remember you’re a human, not a professionally trained dispenser of emotional stability. Wear this shirt and perhaps inspire a few laughs, and maybe even a little more realistic expectation of your support capabilities.

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