Selffixated only here for the weed T Shirt

My Priorities Are Crystal Clear (and Slightly Green)

Ever find yourself at a gathering and realize the main attraction for you is the promise of some quality greenery? The “Selffixated only here for the weed” t-shirt perfectly captures that singular focus with a touch of self-aware humor! It’s a straightforward and slightly cheeky declaration of your primary motivation. Wear this tee and let everyone know your agenda is simple, your intentions are pure, and your bliss is just a few puffs away. Prepare for knowing smiles, shared laughter, and maybe even a few friendly offers.

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My Social Lubricant of Choice? Not Small Talk.

Forget awkward introductions and forced conversations. This shirt cuts right to the chase! The “Selffixated only here for the weed” tee is a hilariously honest way to express your social preferences. It’s the perfect attire for those occasions where the company is secondary to the company you keep… in your pocket (or being passed around). Wear it to a casual hangout and watch as like-minded individuals gravitate towards your unapologetic honesty. It’s a great way to weed out the squares (pun intended!).

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Warning: May Cause Intense Munchies and Philosophical Discussions

Sporting this shirt might just amplify your inherent tendencies. You might find yourself suddenly craving your favorite snacks and feeling an irresistible urge to ponder the deeper meaning of the universe (or at least the patterns on your ceiling). Embrace it! This shirt is an invitation to be yourself, to enjoy your downtime, and to connect with others who appreciate the finer things in life. Go forth and let your intentions be known – the good times (and good vibes) are sure to follow.

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