Of course i have trauma i was raised catholic shirt

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Confessions of a Childhood

This shirt playfully acknowledges the unique experiences and sometimes humorous (in retrospect) aspects of growing up Catholic. It’s a tongue-in-cheek way to connect with others who share similar backgrounds and can relate to the specific cultural nuances and traditions. It’s not about negativity, but rather a shared understanding and a bit of lighthearted commiseration about the quirks of a Catholic upbringing.

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Guilt Trip Survivor

Wearing this shirt might just make you a walking conversation starter. It’s a relatable statement for many, hinting at the specific blend of rules, rituals, and perhaps a touch of guilt that can come with a Catholic education. It’s a way to bond over shared memories of catechism classes, Friday fish fries, and the ever-present awareness of potential sin. Think of it as a secret handshake for those who know the difference between venial and mortal.

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Holy Humor

This shirt uses humor to address potentially formative experiences. It’s a way to find levity in the past and connect with others who understand the inside jokes. It’s not meant to be disrespectful, but rather a way to acknowledge the lasting impact – sometimes serious, sometimes silly – of a Catholic upbringing. Wear it with a knowing smile and prepare for nods of recognition from fellow alumni of the Catholic school of hard knocks (and maybe a few Hail Marys for good measure).

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