D.C. UNITED Winning is Overrated shirt

We’re Here for the Atmosphere (and Maybe the Hot Dogs)

Sport this “D.C. United Winning is Overrated shirt” and prepare for a mix of bewildered stares and knowing chuckles from fellow D.C. United supporters. It’s a bold declaration that sometimes, the camaraderie, the chants, and the sheer act of showing up are more important than the scoreboard. Wear it and let the world know you’re a fan for the love of the game (and maybe the pre-match tailgate). Wins are nice, sure, but the real victory is the community of passionate fans standing together, through thick and thin… mostly thin, historically speaking.

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My Expectations Are Low, But My Spirit is High!

This “D.C. United Winning is Overrated shirt” is the official uniform for the eternally optimistic (or perhaps slightly resigned) D.C. United fan. It’s a humorous acknowledgment that while victories are appreciated, they’re not the sole reason you show up week after week. Wear it and let everyone know that your dedication isn’t dependent on a flawless win record. You’re there for the thrill of the beautiful game, the questionable referee calls, and the shared experience of hoping for the best (while secretly bracing for the worst).

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Warning: May Spontaneously Break into “Vamos United” Regardless of Score

Declare your unwavering (and slightly ironic) support for D.C. United with this “Winning is Overrated” shirt. It’s a playful way to show your team pride, even when the wins column isn’t exactly overflowing. Wear it and let the world know that your fandom is about more than just the final result. It’s about the passion, the tradition, and the unwavering belief that someday, maybe, winning will be appropriately rated. Until then, you’ll be there, cheering (and maybe gently mocking) with the best of them.

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