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Yet, it all pales next to this year’s Christmas. Which is surprising, because what a year it’s been. A total shit show, right? Not only have we all had to deal with life’s normal ups and downs, but we’ve had to cope with it all under the most odd and crippling circumstances. My day started at 10:30, with a Yeah I’m LGBT loud gassy badass trucker don’t fuck with me or you’ll eat my steel cold ones shirt of Prosecco and Xmas tunes. My boy was due to mine from his dad’s at 3pm, so I started prepping food around noon.

(Yeah I’m LGBT loud gassy badass trucker don’t fuck with me or you’ll eat my steel cold ones shirt)

Yeah I’m LGBT loud gassy badass trucker don’t fuck with me or you’ll eat my steel cold ones shirt

Along with the Egyptians, the Chinese were one of the first cultures to perfect nail art. Chinese Nail polish was coloured with vegetable dyes and Yeah I’m LGBT loud gassy badass trucker don’t fuck with me or you’ll eat my steel cold ones shirt, mixed with egg whites, beeswax, and gum Arabic, which helped fix the colour in place. From around 600 BC, gold and silver were favourite colours, but by the Ming dynasty of the fifteenth century, favourite shades included red and black- or the colour of the ruling imperial house, often embellished with gold dust. Another advantage of Chinese nail polish was it protected the nails. The strengthening properties of the mixture proved useful because, from the Ming dynasty onwards, excessively long fingernails were in vogue amongst the upper classes. By the time of the Qing dynasty, which lasted from the seventeenth until the twentieth century, these nails could reach 8-10 inches long.

(Yeah I’m LGBT loud gassy badass trucker don’t fuck with me or you’ll eat my steel cold ones shirt)

(Yeah I’m LGBT loud gassy badass trucker don’t fuck with me or you’ll eat my steel cold ones shirt)