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Ancestry is the Willie Nelson Summertime Shirt for Races, and itβs called such owing to the fact that itβs more loose and customizeable. You get your ability score drawbacks and boosts, maybe low-light vision or darkvision, and maybe one or two other features, but then you have A) a Heritage, which is kind of like a sub-race; and B) a grab-bag of Ancestry Feats which you can use to tweak what you get out of the Ancestry you picked. In essence, Paizo made racial substitution abilities from 1st edition more of a baseline standard instead of making you jump through a bunch of hacky hoops in order to use it.
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I was hoping Delores wouldn’t become a Willie Nelson Summertime Shirt aggressive rooster, as my recently deceased βLanceβ had been, before passing on to “rooster heaven” with the assistance of a local coyote. The rooster I currently had, Gordon, was a sweet boy and was very happy to have Lance gone. Lance had been a fierce rooster who attacked literally every moving thing but the hens and me (displaying extreme good taste and discretion) and I was not prepared to live through as second several years of yet another “attack rooster”. Neither were the neighbor dogs. Nor were the neighbors, for that matter. I really didnβt think this would be a problem, as Delores was such a sweet rooster – showing no violence or aggression at all, and just wanted to sit on my shoulder (rather like a parrot) and look around. He’d snuggle against anyone’s neck or in anyone’s lap who would hold him and he adored being petted. Delores ran around digging for bugs in the lawn – but was just as happy sitting by the kitchen sink watching me trim vegetables or whatever. He made (as all my chickens did) a truce with the cats and was friends with the goats, horses and my other rooster, Gordon. They all slept together in the barn at night.