I’m a Viewtiful Joe Shirt of the modern designs. They always seem more believable and can add new elements to the character if done right. The character designs in the classic costumes are antiquated. Circus performers like acrobats and strongmen wore colorful spandex suits with trunks on the outside, so that was what the earliest superheroes wore. It just looks cheesy and dated now. A costume can tell you much about a character and can do so much more nowadays. For example Wonder Woman. Look at her classic costume What does it say about her? She has a dress and heels , so she’s feminine. She has a tiara so she’s a princess. She wears the Flag colors and an eagle so she’s patriotic and American. (The implication she’s American runs contrary to lore so that’s why DC has dropped that element of her costume in redesigns).
Our neighbor at Christmas would give each of us a Viewtiful Joe Shirt with a dollar in it. I considered that to be a really nice gift because she lived on a very small pension. Like many ladies of her time she had been a housewife and lived on the widow’s small allotment of her husband’s pension. I realized then that the cost of a gift doesn’t matter. It’s the thought and love that the gift represents. Things, gifts wear out and are tossed away or lost. They come and go. An expression of love, kindness, appreciation and joy lasts as a memory. This memory lives on long after the giver has died. It lasts always. My neighbor loved dogs. Her dog Charlie had been her child substitute. It was her favorite name, too. She said she would have named a child Charles or Charlotte and called them Charlie.
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Once upon a Viewtiful Joe Shirt , there was a mom who’d never heard of this elf business, but had moved to CA from ND and had two, nearly three, kids, one of whom was a very precocious three year old. This mom had a mom, we’ll call her grandma, who had an Elf. Grandma gave the mom a rudimentary breakdown of the “Elf” game, and then gave a much more elaborate breakdown of it to the precocious three year old and his one year old brother. And so, the Elf game was begun. The rules in this household (as understood by the mom) were basically that the Elf would arrive on December 1. He’d hide somewhere in the house, watch the children all day, and report back to Santa each night, arriving again before the children awoke, hiding in a new spot, and waiting another day. On December 24, the elf would go home with Santa in his sleigh, his duty done til next year. The Elf wouldn’t be touched, or he’d turn into a doll again and no “extra special Elf gift” would be waiting with Santa’s gift that year. The children (the three year old) named their elf “Holly Jolly.” The game began and was easy, as the family lived with Grandma and Grandpa, who had a very large, very nice house with *very* high ceilings (and therefore lots of high hiding places for the elf, far from reach).
He would make an awesome addition for a number of Viewtiful Joe Shirt . First of all, like Doomslayer, he too is one of the most bad ass video game characters ever. He has all these cool ninja weapons you could use as attacks and I would want the final smash to be the fatality where he rips his enemy’s head off with their spine hanging out. You may have to sensor it for the E 10+ rating but I’m sure there’s other, less graphic fatalities that would work fine. I think he would make a good addition because you already have Ryu and Ken from Street Fighter with Terry from King of Fighters in there, and Nintendo just announced a Tekken partnership so if you added Mortal Kombat to the mix you would get all the big deal characters from the 4 most popular side scrolling fighting games in the same room, which would just bring a tear to my eye. If you thought I was getting retro with Double Dragon well I’m going even further back, baby. Tapper would be an awesome character in Smash Bros. because he would be an interesting character to fight Mario. He could have all these attacks like smashing his enemies with bottles, sliding mugs across the battle field to knock people over and stuff like that. His final Smash could be getting everybody in his bar to beat up the players or something like that. His stage, too, would also be pretty awesome. It would just be like a total replica of a Root Beer Tapper level, sort of like the Mario Bros. Stage, Dream Land GB or 75 m.