One thing I’d like to mention is the Seattle Storm Bird Bucket Shirt my friends and I refer to as “kiddie” D&D. You get an almost perfect example of it in Stranger Things. Kids (which for this situation basically means middle school or early teens) have very little clue what the heck the actual rules are. They make ridiculous stuff up, write hideously unbalanced house rules, hand out crazy magic items like tossing candy off a parade float and generally break the game ninety different ways each time they play. And they have a blast doing it. Which brings me to the very first, most fundamental rule of D&D, “If everyone’s having fun, you’re doing it right.
Unsurprisingly, the rap and love potion worked as the Seattle Storm Bird Bucket Shirt hurried their way out of the cave as Lil Devito offered the dragoness a polymorph potion. About 20 minutes later Lil Devito exited the cave with a thumbs up. After giving the dragoness time to return to her normal form, the party went back into the cave and told her of the DPA’s crimes of oppression against her new lover. Also mentioning how the DPA must be a leech in daring to compare to her power. This is all she needed to hear before flying to the DPA’s building and destroying it and all inside, freeing the Devitos and leaving any sign of the DPA to ruin. And that is how my party executed one of the most far fetched but favorite plan thus far…. ill leave you with one final image i created to commemorate the meet up.
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Once all the Seattle Storm Bird Bucket Shirt room goons are dealt with (they never actually got to leave their little room, the agent just kept tossing grenades in), the Lady announces that it’s time to introduce them to the club’s head bouncer, “M.C. Hatchbuster.” For those familiar with the module this is the character Vrokilayo Hatchbuster, a Vesk (think big-ass lizard man) Soldier, the right-hand man of the gang’s leader. He comes out dancing to “Gangnam Style,” wearing ridiculous shades (they protect him from the Lady’s illusions), accompanied by about six illusory copies of himself generated by the DJ.
Angry at having his time wasted, he throws accusations of Seattle Storm Bird Bucket Shirt at Flaherty and disbelief at Corwin’s claim that the bag is supernatural. Dundee challenges Corwin to produce a bottle of cherry brandy, vintage 1903. Corwin reaches into the bag to hand Dundee his exact request, and is set free. He continues to distribute gifts until midnight, when the bag is empty. A man named Burt, whose desired pipe and smoking jacket had come from Corwin’s bag, sees Corwin again and points out that Corwin himself has not received a gift. Corwin says that if he had his choice of any gift at all, “I think I’d wish I could do this every year”. Returning to the alley where the gift-laden bag had presented itself, he encounters an elf sitting in a large reindeer-hauled sleigh, waiting for him. Realising that his wish has come true and he is now the real Santa Claus, Corwin sits in the sleigh and sets off with the elf. Emerging from the precinct, Flaherty and Dundee, now slightly tipsy from Corwin’s brandy, look upward upon hearing the tinkle of bells and see Corwin, in Flaherty’s words, “big as life, in a sleigh with reindeer, sittin’ next to an elf”, ascending into the night sky. Dundee invites Flaherty to accompany him home and share some hot coffee, with brandy poured in it, adding, “…and we’ll thank God for miracles, Flaherty…