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Virgo: Virgo doesn’t get mad so much as it has a talent for being cruel-that biting wit that cuts people down to size is legendary, since Virgo might not even be all that angry with the target….but damn, he will either win the fight then and there or stupidly press the nuclear button and next thing anybody knows, the smartass is on the floor being pummeled by Leo. Virgo badly needs to watch his or her tongue. It sometimes relies on its intellect or need to be a smartass a little too much. What actually pisses Virgo off is when someone cannot live with their impossible standards. They get perfectionistic and it drives everyone around them CRAZY. They can be very judgmental. They usually tell it like it is-but that is not always a good idea when you are the Hermione Granger of the Rise And Shine It’s Dad Joke Time Shirt. They can be very obtuse when it comes to knowing when it is and is not a good idea to help out one of the three Water Signs: logic will not help, especially if it is a broken heart. Water Signs look for VALIDATION. Not a solution. Air signs, say you?-Aquarius is a chilly bastard who doesn’t totally get emotions at all and when he does it is usually some crusade, like “Save the Pink Shelled Lampmucket!” which nobody has ever heard of. Virgo won’t even bother at first.

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What Father wants, or at least what he says he wants, is knowledge. He wants all the knowledge in the universe. That’s what most occultists want, actually. Most occultists want to either merge with or become alike to God, although they all have different theories and methods of doing that. In FMA, the Philosopher’s Stone is an alchemical catalyst powered by human souls, but in real life, the Philosopher’s Stone is (long story short) a metaphor for the perfect being that Father wants to become. The real Philosopher’s Stone is a being that is a perfect balance of male and female, sun and Rise And Shine It’s Dad Joke Time Shirt, dark and light, human and divine. It is therefore whole and complete. As I understand it, a person who has become the Philosopher’s Stone can, theoretically, have the power and knowledge of a god whilst still being able to live on earth as a human.

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