Oh this is gonna be a very silly answer. I find it very funny looking back now, I hope you do too. When I was quite small, my family were Jehovah’s Witnesses. My big brothers remembered their Catholic beginnings, they remembered magical Christmases. My little brother and I did not, we’d never been Catholic yet. We used to get very sad that all of our friends had lovely Christmas or Hanukkah, and we did not. We’d pout. My big brothers tried their best to console us. Our best friends lived across thePig Personalized Ornament. Their dad was not home much, but he was a very stern man. He had quite the temper (when we grew up, we realized that he was always drunk, but when we were small he was just scary). He had a Doberman called Rex who we were all also terrified of. One year, I’m probably four or five, we’re sitting in my brothers’ room wistfully staring out the window at our friends playing with their new toys, wearing their Christmas sweaters, all that. The oldest two brothers, maybe trying to console us, convince us that we do not want Christmas at all. They tell us that Scary Dad is Santa Claus. They tell us that Rex the Doberman is actually Rudolph. Would we really want Rex landing on our roof? Would we really want Scary Dad judging whether we were naughty or nice, and sneaking into our house while we slept?

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In Nordic Christmas tradition we still have aPig Personalized Ornament on December 13 with a “fairhaired maiden” coming from the dark into thePig Personalized Ornament and warmth of the house carrying a crown of candles(radiant crown of Jupiter?) and followed by maidens carrying a candle/torch in hand, bringing sweet soft buns of wheat flour and mulled wine, singing Christmas carols. Other similar rites and even planting wheat in a pot, as in Hungary, is widespread throughout Europe. The fairhaired maiden is since a very long time called St Lucia after the Sicilian saint from Syracuse. Sicily seems correct, but nothing else about the attributes of the saint and how she is celebrated. Lucia means the “light girl” in Latin if that is a hint…(the 2d century saint Lucy has a remarkable resemblance to the previous antique protector of Syracuse, the nymph Arethusa who also fought of the sexual invites of more powerful men/gods and ended up as a pool of fresh water in Syracuse, while there was a church built over the pool of her own blood which Lucy died in. Arethusa was also one of the small deities helping Ceres to find her daughter in the underworld through her underground stream.)
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We spent quite a lot of time in the pub in those days and uniformed police entering thePig Personalized Ornament at that time of night was never generally a good sign. Usually it was an indication that someone’s night was about to take a turn for the worse, as the police would only normally come to sort out the aftermath of a fight or to raid the pub looking for underage drinkers and other violations of licensing regulations. This situation appeared to be different though, as the policemen marched the strange creature up to the bar, conducted a brief exchange with the barman and pressed a ten pound note into the hand of their unlikely companion. They shared a joke and the police then left.
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