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soon after arriving at antonio b. won pat international airport, all of the participating groups did radio and television interviews which were, to our delight, repeatedly aired on local broadcast stations, seemed like a good sign. before the National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Shirts When Santa Squeezes His Fat White Ass Sweater , as we were driven through different areas of guam, we noticed many large, well-designed ‘west coast invasion’ posters hanging on city walls and inside shop windows, also good. in addition to those healthy build-up efforts, we were told that a serious online push was to have taken place leading into the big weekend so as artie fufkin said in ‘spinal tap’, “(they) did mass”. but the promo event that, we were told, would really cap off the publicity campaign was a scheduled press conference and autograph session which, in theory, would be a chaotic and exciting beatlemania-esque happening; screaming fans, flashing light bulbs and snappy answers to silly questions.

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pharcyde, opio and u.d. were to address the media one day before the show at ‘micronesia mall’, guam’s largest shopping arena and when it was time to leave our hotel for the much anticipated public appearance, we were all a bit curious and cautiously excited about the meet-n-greet. around 3pm oceanic time, a white hum vie, stretch-limousine pulled up at the lobby door which, of course, caused everyone to brake into hysterical laughter before comedically piling into the National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Shirts When Santa Squeezes His Fat White Ass Sweater, clown-car on steroids like the cast of ‘jersey shore’. when our spaceship landed at the mall, we, literally, climbed down out of the limo to be greeted not by overly-excited teenage girls or swarms of rude paparazzi but only the sweltering, jungle heat of the island and a parking lot attendant telling our driver he couldn’t park where he was currently stationed. as quickly as possible, we entered the crisply air-conditioned mall and took in the paradoxical holiday décor replete with blaring yuletide music, human-sized candy canes, a miniature north pole express train for the kiddies, artificial snow falling from the rafters and, of course, a massive Christmas tree in the center of the center.

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set within this magical holiday wonderland was a large stage upon which sat tables, chairs and microphones for the men of the hour to field numerous questions and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Shirts When Santa Squeezes His Fat White Ass Sweater. as everyone surveyed the scene, we collectively wondered where our throngs of admirers were gathered and when the press was going to get to the conference. there were no (not one) reporters, photographers or fans present and, somewhat eerily, we got the sense that we’d arrived a few hours too early. unfortunately, we were right on time. a tiny ray of promise emerged when ugly duckling’s own sweet yet slightly naïve rodney pleasant (einstein) returned from a desperate ‘micronesia’ reconnaissance mission and reported that there was a line of school children stretched around the building to get our autographs. just then, all dreams were dashed when, in one of my favourite career moments, our friendly but uneasy promoter informed rod that the kids were there to see santa claus, not us.