Is Your T-Shirt More Interesting Than You?
Let’s face it, most t-shirts are about as exciting as watching paint dry. But then there’s the “Tyrell Genetic Replicants: More Human Than Human” shirt. This isn’t just cotton; it’s a conversation starter that screams, “I’ve pondered Blade Runner deeper than my last Netflix binge.” Wear it to your next awkward social gathering and watch the blank stares slowly morph into intrigued confusion. Bonus points if you dramatically sigh and say, “You wouldn’t understand” when someone asks about it.

Upgrade Your Wardrobe, Upgrade Your Existential Angst
Tired of small talk about the weather? This shirt is your secret weapon against mundane interactions. It’s a wearable philosophical debate, hinting that you’ve considered the nuances of artificial life while your peers were probably just arguing about the latest TikTok trend. Prepare for questions like, “Wait, what’s a replicant?” and the opportunity to sound incredibly intelligent (or just incredibly pretentious – the choice is yours!). It’s definitely a step up from that faded band tee you’ve been rocking since 2010.

Get This Shirt Before You Get Replaced
Thinking about adding some intellectual flair to your wardrobe? This “More Human Than Human” tee is your ticket to looking thoughtful without actually having to do much thinking. It’s a subtle (or not-so-subtle) way to show off your appreciation for classic sci-fi and your potential for deep, meaningful conversations (that you may or may not actually be capable of). Grab one before the replicants figure out how to mass-produce even cooler shirts and make us all feel inadequate.

HAPPY CUSTOMERS, HAPPY US
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