The government knows what you’re going to do shirt

Warning: Wearing This Shirt May Cause You to Develop an Unshakeable Feeling of Being Watched (and Maybe Start Talking to Your Toaster)

Prepare for a delightful descent into playful paranoia when you sport “The Government Knows What You’re Going to Do” shirt. This isn’t just a conspiracy theory tee; it’s a wearable nudge at the ever-present feeling that someone, somewhere, might be tracking your questionable internet searches and late-night snack choices. Don this shirt and watch as you subtly side-eye security cameras and maybe even start whispering your grocery lists, just in case.

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More Than Just a Conspiracy, It’s a Humorous Take on Modern Life (Now Available in Privacy-Protecting Cotton)

This shirt perfectly captures the zeitgeist of our digitally interconnected world, where the line between convenience and surveillance can feel a little blurry. It’s a funny and slightly edgy way to acknowledge the feeling of being “known” in the digital age. Whether you genuinely believe in shadowy government agencies or just appreciate a good dose of dark humor, this tee is a guaranteed conversation starter, even here in USA where the local internet might be more interested in your karaoke habits.

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Get Yours Before They Actually DO Know What You’re Going to Do (Maybe Avoid Wearing It While Planning Anything Suspicious)

Don’t miss out on this ironically thought-provoking piece of apparel! Grab “The Government Knows What You’re Going to Do” shirt and wear it with a knowing smirk. It’s the ideal attire for casual hangouts, tech meetups, or any occasion where you want to playfully poke fun at the surveillance state (real or imagined). Just maybe avoid wearing it while searching for “how to disable all tracking devices”… just in case.

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